when you fuck up with your girl infront of your boys and your pride wont let you apologize in front of them


Girl: If i leave im never coming back

Boy: pshhh well alright then bitch bye then i dont need you anyway i got options


Girl: ok bye *slams door*

You and your boys: “thats how u handle them bro”


"lets go play 2k, we dont chase em we replace em"

*15 mins later*


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badass room >.<

That blue is sexy


Did anyone hear about the guy that was sleeping with cashews. He’s fucking nuts.

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me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up


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  • Straight haired person: Just comb it!
  • Curly haired person:
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fun fact i knew this girl from camp who had a british accent but she wasn’t from england and then one day i went to her house and her parents didn’t have a british accent either so i asked her where she got it from because i was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a british accent


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