when you fuck up with your girl infront of your boys and your pride wont let you apologize in front of them
Girl: If i leave im never coming back
Boy: pshhh well alright then bitch bye then i dont need you anyway i got options
Girl: ok bye *slams door*
You and your boys: “thats how u handle them bro”
"lets go play 2k, we dont chase em we replace em"
*15 mins later*
Did anyone hear about the guy that was sleeping with cashews. He’s fucking nuts.
me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up
fun fact i knew this girl from camp who had a british accent but she wasn’t from england and then one day i went to her house and her parents didn’t have a british accent either so i asked her where she got it from because i was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a british accent
(Source: bearaclaus, via theedark-knight)